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The universe tends to unfold as it should.

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So I was going through my phone and saw a photo that I took, attempting to catch a great site of the full blood moon that night. Of course, I failed and never went back to the picture again. This is nearly 6 months later today, and I was looking through past photos and found it. So I decided that this wasn’t a complete waste and fixed it up to look pretty. I did a few different styles…. well, maybe more than a few lol.

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My Top 5 I Wouldn’t Think Twice About Sleeping With

5. Stephen Fry (I know I’m not his type, but if there was an opportunity I would ever so gladly jump on it…. probably more literally than figuratively.)

4. Alan Alda

3. Johnny Depp

2. Jeremy Irons’ voice as Scar (yes, that’s right, I said it) and John de Lancie are tied.

And the number 1 in my list:

Alan Rickman as Snape (he really can be himself, but I’d prefer Snape lol)

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I feel I should apologize ahead of time… I’m a bit sexually frustrated so my posts for today may be a bit over the line. I never claimed to have a clean blog and I normally post some innuendos anyways. But I must warn you that I may be a bit direct and to the point with my frustration.

Filed under sexual frustration you have been warned

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21 People On What They Would Tell Their 19-Year-Old Selves

Jonathan, 55:
There is no such thing as “the only one”. You will meet lots of “the ones”. Only commit when the timing is right for the both of you – that can take years for some, and that’s okay.
Miranda, 24:
Drop pre-med.
Isaac, 48:
Deodorant does not count as a shower, and that haircut only looked good on Bon Jovi.
Anya, 42:
Make the conscious decision to be happy, and then stick with it. Society will do everything in its power to convince you that your personal happiness is dependent on something external – beauty, success, wealth, etc. – it isn’t.
Parker, 55:
60% of the things you think are important now won’t matter a whit to you by the time you reach 50. The trick is to figure out the important 40% and work it.
Megan, 34:
He doesn’t love you, and you will be okay.
Peter, 58:
Don’t let anything stand in your way of taking part (or all) of your junior year abroad. You’ll never again have quite the same opportunity to experience a foreign land, for an extended period of time, in your youth. It is destined to be one of the most memorable aspects of your life.
Eleanor, 67:
Talk less. Listen more.
Donald, 27:
There’s a huge difference between who you want to be and who everyone around you wants you to be. Figure out which is which.
Camille, 56:
Always remember: when falling off a horse, pull your tongue in.
Jackson, 57:
No one knows anything for sure. They’re all just doing the best they can with what they have, just like you.
Vicki, 47:
You’ll never have all the answers, so make every question count.
Donald, 38:
You don’t have to grow up to be the dad you never had.
Katelyn, 30:
Make the most out of college. You will never again be at a place where your only goal is to learn. Learn a lot, learn often, and learn with reckless abandon.
Joshua, 55:
Women love to laugh.
Annabelle, 38:
Drugs are not beautiful, glamorous or opulent. They are not a remedy, a solution, a cure-all, or a cure-anything.
Colin, 50:
You miss so much life when you sleep until 3 PM. Wake up to see sunrises; they are the most stunning of nature’s masterpieces.
Eleanor, 26:
Eating two pints of ice cream won’t make you happy. Neither will sprinting 10 miles. Be nice to yourself.
Aaron, 52:
Don’t forget to ask that girl in the Oberlin library what kind of perfume she’s wearing. You’ll buy it for her in 20 years.
Scarlett, 54:
Don’t be afraid to be yourself. Those that get you will love you, those that don’t, well, their loss. Just remember: Wherever you are, it’s a party.
Zack, 9:
I hope you’re awesome. And be nice to girls.

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sarahmac2301:

bat-little-boy:

EMMA WATSON STANDS UP TO TURKISH PRIME MINISTER’S SEXISM

KEKE PALMER TO PLAY THE FIRST BLACK CINDERELLA ON BROADWAY

SONY ANNOUNCED THEY’RE GONNA DO A FEMALE SUPERHERO MOVIE FROM THE SPIDER-MAN UNIVERSE

WHY IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT THIS

BECAUSE THIS IS LITERALLY THE FIRST IVE HEARD ABOUT IT

The Turkish Prime Minister scares the ever - living - fuck out of me! Power to Emma Watson!

http://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5642867

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Filed under emma watson turkish prime minister recep tayyip erdogan laugh laugh all you want laugh if you must laugh if you want to Just enjoy yourself wherever you may be